Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
