Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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