i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
