We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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