did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When are your genitals available?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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