every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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