We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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