Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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