the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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