It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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