I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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