You're completely useless in the revolution.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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