if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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