Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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