sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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