Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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