I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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