clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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