All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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