make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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