I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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