stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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