Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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