u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
God, I missed his penis.
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