So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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