walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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