Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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