he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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