The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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