But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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