The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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