I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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