You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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