I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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