they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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