He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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