I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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