i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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