ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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