Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I am available for nakedness
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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