i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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