Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
