when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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