Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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