GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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