I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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