How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so explain again why im purple
no
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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