Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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