i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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