he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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