So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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