I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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