It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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